So mom doesn’t believe me that Star Wars isn’t playing but once today, and we’re looking in todays paper. We see Cinemark shows it as being at 12:01, as well as other theaters which list it for “showtimes for wednesday, march 18”. That’s fine and all, but here’s where the funny is.
Cinemark’s ad says “Star Wars Showing Midnight Tonight!” or something to that effect. That’s todays paper, which came out around 5 am. 3 hours after star wars ended. So why are you advertising something that happened in the past? Yes, Cinemark actually didn’t think that one through.