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Huckerry January 5, 2008

Filed under: Barack Obama,Mike Huckabee,Ron Paul — Tom @ 5:49 pm

Yeaaaaagggggh!!! I said it! In 2004, Howard Dean’s scream was the thing that, via overexposure, ruined his chances at the presidency, and so John Kerry won the primaries. Alright Huckabee, Ya know something? Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico! We’re going to California, and Texas, and New York! We’re going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan! And then we’re going to Washington D.C. to baptize the White House! UGHHHHHH!

Congrats Obama, don’t fuck this up.

Republicans: You have a chance to take democrat votes, you can nominate Ron Paul. You won’t, because you think that all the young voters didn’t leave the borehole that is Iowa, but are still going to vote in other states. You think they voted for Huck. You ignored the entrance poll data that indicated the young un’s love Paul (ignore that CNN only interviewed people in “I Like Mike” shirts):
Primary Exit Polls - When did you decide whom to support? Vote by Age (CNN)

Compare the percentages of under 45 in that chart with this:

Primary Exit Polls - Democrat Vote by Age and  Marital Status

Much better range of people at the dem primaries, it seems.

Is it Romney vs Paul in Wyoming? Does anyone care? Is Wyoming technically alienating it’s military by moving the date up and potentially messing up absentee ballots? How is this being handled, anyway?


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